Bruce a.k.a ‘The Man’ is off to Iraq. Ooooh there’s some slack assed terrorists about to meet the boom stick. Maybe a few dozen zombies as well if they get in the way.
Rumor has it that Bruce is heading east to Afghanistan next to link up with Marcus Atrocious and finally take care of that crap. With that team I bet all the troops can come home by Christmas. Both countries will be smoking ruins when they are done. It’s no big loss, trust me. What chaps my fourth point of contact is that I won’t be there to join in on the battle cry as they rip start the chainsaws.