“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed – Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’“
-Deep Thought, Jack Handy
Now stop being so damn selfish and keep the American dream alive Freaks. It warms my hearts to see the fine American values being taught across college campuses everywhere. I love all of you true Patriots! Particularly the coeds. These ladies are most assuredly Economics majors.