Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born March 10, 1940. Why is he a Bad Ass you ask? Because as a child he sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
Because I know you are demanding to know………… Americas #1 Bad Ass (“The Man” Bruce Campbell) was born June 22nd, 1958. That will be a National Holiday when I’m declared The Supreme Ruler of all that I Survey.