Happy Birthday to American’s #2 Bad Ass (Chuck Norris)!

Carlos Ray “Chuck” Norris was born March 10, 1940.  Why is he a Bad Ass you ask?  Because as a child he sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Because I know you are demanding to know………… Americas #1 Bad Ass (“The Man” Bruce Campbell) was born June 22nd, 1958.  That will be a National Holiday when I’m declared The Supreme Ruler of all that I Survey.


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2 Responses to Happy Birthday to American’s #2 Bad Ass (Chuck Norris)!

  1. BayouLogic says:

    Chuck Norris is not only the original Badass, but a proud veteran who could end the war on terror by shedding a tear…too bad he has never cried!

  2. Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth’s atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

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