Countdown to needing a “Grown-up” job begins

Well my clock is now ticking at D-36 months for needing a grown-up job.  So decisions, decisions.  Here’s my current top five list for future employment:

5.  TSA Airport Security Pat Down Specialist

4.  Submarine Screen Door Fitting Specialist

3.  Adult Films Set Coordinator

2.  Political Instigator

1.  Regional Zombie Response Coordinator

Still working on the list obviously……….  Suggestions?

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2 Responses to Countdown to needing a “Grown-up” job begins

  1. belesari says:

    Me personaly i’d go with zombie response coordinator you have the temperment.

    “Sir we have a probem it-”

    “Shoot it and burn the body”

  2. Agreed. I think could be a full time ZRC and moonlight as a political agitator. I could manage that.

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