I know everyone wants me to revive the Happy Friday Beer Hotties, I will, but I’ve been driven to start a new thread of simply my “end of the world thoughts”. On a whim I decided to read up on 2012 this weekend. OK I was drunk and looking for hot chicks online and my browser brought up “2012 Apocalypse” instead of “2012 Alabama Cheerleaders”. But I digress. Did you know that in 2012 we have some bad mystical stuff coming our way? Apparently, according to the internet at least, the following events will occur at a minimum:
The Mayan renewal of the world/apocalypse, the suns poles flipping/apocalypse, the Age of Aquarius/apocalypse, the Book of Revelations Eros Asteroid arrival/apocalypse, the Prophecy of the Popes and the 111th Pope/apocalypse, King Solomon-Gog-Magog- and the 2012 Apocalypse/apocalypse, the Ezekiel apocalypse, The Four Horsemen of The Apocalypse/apocalypse, Nostradamus and the 3rd and final Anti-Christ/apocalypse, super volcanoes, and last but not least the ever non-comprehensible Numerology and the Symbolism of 2012/apocalypse.
That’s allot of of apocalypse to fit into 12 months Freaks. So needless to say I have some thoughts on the matters and today I give you the first.
End of the World Thought #1: If the Apocalypse does not include Zombies then I have a crapload of all the wrong ammo.