I know that admission will come as a shock to many of you, but I am woefully under-stocked on a critical inventory item with an ancient Apocalypse pending. Hopefully the End of the World will not hit the east coast of America before I stock up on beer! I absolutely REFUSE to participate in the End of the World in a sober state. That is just flatly unacceptable. I can not believe I’ve put myself in this damnable situation.
Oh please please please don’t start the begin of the end till after I make a beer run.