Yeeeeees, I may be named The Pissed Off Tree Rat but there’s nothing to be afraid of ladies and gentlemen. I may have fought in a few wars, I like football, I like shooting evil black rifles, I’m ready for the Zombie Apocalypse and I’m a real big fan of beer. But I also love my wife, kittens, puppies, playing with my kids, old castles, science and fantasy fiction, Kipling poems, Impressionist, Escher and Dalí paintings.
Sooooo don’t think ill of me.
Or I’ll fraking put you on THE LIST to be dealt with!