Marcus Atrocious: Served in the Army. Did some cool shit. Jumped from airplanes, shot guns, blew shit up, ate snakes (well, he ate chicken, and they taste just like snake), and wore out a few pairs of boots while humping a rucksack. He is an adventurer, world traveler, and all ‘round good guy—at least that’s what his hot mom says. He moves his lips when he reads, drags his knuckles on the ground, and has a mono-brow. He laughs at fart jokes, and he enjoys sipping on single-malt scotch while watching Jackass on TV. All in all, he’s a pretty well rounded guy.
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